unsolicited weight-loss advice

Wanna lose weight but don’t want to diet? I recommend The Poverty Plan. All you need to do is recklessly disregard your Centrelink appointments to the point where your payments are cut off, allow your freelancing infrastructure to degrade to the point of inoperation, and do a lot of long-distance cycling or hard physical labour in exchange for whatever food your host has to offer. Works a charm.

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